who gives the answers correct will get the points or notWhy did the chewing gum crossed the road /or what did one egg say to another egg/how do u catch a squrriel?
egg=u crack me upWhy did the chewing gum crossed the road /or what did one egg say to another egg/how do u catch a squrriel?
of the chewing gum=it was stuck on the leg of chicken
of egg=let's get cracking
of the squrriel=climb a tree and act like a nut
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the chewing gum was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot, you catch a squirrel by hiding in a tree and acting like an acorn/nut, and the egg said ';let's get crackin';
the egg said to another egg that he was going to be catch a hen
only if he could speak
Hatch the eggs, have the chicks chew the chewing gum and speedwrap it around the squirels legs. Voila! All 3!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: ';Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?';
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the M枚bius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
To get chew the other side/you crack me up/act like a nut.
yes to all.
idk, you shelfish b.asturd, pretnd to be thier cousin
the gum was stuck to a chicken
Chewing gum stuck to a chickens foot?
it was stuck on the leg of chicken/u crack me/climb a tree and act like a nut
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Neighbors brought over a baby squrriel?formula?
Okay so just a couple minutes ago our neighbors just brought over a baby squrriel that they're cat brought in but he is still alive and doesn't look badly injured. I wanna tell you that we have so far saved 6 baby squrriels in the past years from hurricanes or just any storm and they all have lived. I just wanna know what formula do you think I should use for just to get him through the night until tomorrow? Our neighbors brought along baby formula Good Start but I was thinking to myself that wouldn't be good. Or would it? Its sold by 2007 so thats one reason I was like :/... I dont know why but it is.
Should I just feed him that for tonight or is there a recipe for making homemade formula?
I feel bad for the poor little guy! But we sure will take loving care of him!
:)
Thanks!Neighbors brought over a baby squrriel?formula?
the formula I use and works very well even better then kitten formula is 1/2 cup water, 1/2 cup evaporated milk, 1 tablespoon corn sryup, 1 teaspoon honey and 1 egg yolk. I use an eye dropper to feed them not the glass though because they chew on it and it could break. Hope this helps.Neighbors brought over a baby squrriel?formula?
You might find these links useful:
http://www.stfranciswildlife.org/squirrels.html
http://pet-nutrition.suite101.com/article.cfm/feeding_a_baby_squirrel
http://www.squirreltales.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2lyAuKSRvM
From the sound of it, a pet formula such as Esbilac Puppy Formula is the best choice, or Pedialyte at first if the kit is dehydrated, later graduating to Esbilac. They ought to have them at your local pet shop or grocery store, and if they don't, I'm sure someone working there can direct you to a store that does.
The St. Francis site also has a hotline number (1-850-627-4151), as does Columbus Squirrel Rescue (1-706-322-5012), and they can probably give you excellent advice on what to feed the little guy until you can get to a pet store.
Hope that helps!
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I know Enfamil A+ is the #1 best selling baby formula but im not sure if it will be just as good on squirrels
Should I just feed him that for tonight or is there a recipe for making homemade formula?
I feel bad for the poor little guy! But we sure will take loving care of him!
:)
Thanks!Neighbors brought over a baby squrriel?formula?
the formula I use and works very well even better then kitten formula is 1/2 cup water, 1/2 cup evaporated milk, 1 tablespoon corn sryup, 1 teaspoon honey and 1 egg yolk. I use an eye dropper to feed them not the glass though because they chew on it and it could break. Hope this helps.Neighbors brought over a baby squrriel?formula?
You might find these links useful:
http://www.stfranciswildlife.org/squirrels.html
http://pet-nutrition.suite101.com/article.cfm/feeding_a_baby_squirrel
http://www.squirreltales.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2lyAuKSRvM
From the sound of it, a pet formula such as Esbilac Puppy Formula is the best choice, or Pedialyte at first if the kit is dehydrated, later graduating to Esbilac. They ought to have them at your local pet shop or grocery store, and if they don't, I'm sure someone working there can direct you to a store that does.
The St. Francis site also has a hotline number (1-850-627-4151), as does Columbus Squirrel Rescue (1-706-322-5012), and they can probably give you excellent advice on what to feed the little guy until you can get to a pet store.
Hope that helps!
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I know Enfamil A+ is the #1 best selling baby formula but im not sure if it will be just as good on squirrels
I want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
I have taken great care of many different animals, and feel qualified to take on one of these creatures as a companion. It is springtime, and accidents happen, and baby raccoons and squirrels need to be rescued and loved!I want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
come to the city, there's plenty around of bothI want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
Squirrels and raccoons are wild animals and I believe it is illegal to have them as pets in Mass. You should consider checking with an animal shelter for advice. You may be able to help raise young ones, but they should be returned to the wild where they belong, as soon as they can fend for themselves. Keeping wild animals as pets is doing them a gret disservice, and if you want to keep them as pets , many view this as a purely selfish reason.
With all due respect as you seem to be a caring person
Squirrels and raccoons are where they belong. --- Free.
You should just let nature takes its course.
http://www.bostonknucklehead.com
Neither make good pets and will destroy your home if you try and domesticate them. Not only that, they are illegal to own.
Raccoons and squirrels are vicious by nature and would not make good companion animals. (ever see one react in one of those humane traps? Not a pretty site) You would have to keep it caged 100% of the time. This is not good for the well-being of the animal and you would never be able to cuddle with it. As much as you want to ';save the animals'; you really would be doing them a much better service by letting nature take its course. With wild animals, it is natural way of things to have survival of the fittest. If you want to help out animals, donate some of your time or money at your local animal shelter and help a homeless dog or cat who needs you.
Take care.
It is ILLEGAL to house them in a house in the state of MA. I have lived here in Boston since I was born in 1982 and still live here. Shelters will tell you it is illegal even the state will tell you that.
It is nice you want to help out but there is no way you will be able to get one, and if you do and someone sees that you have one all it takes is one call to animal control and they will take it away.
Also if you get one you can get in big trouble and the person that gave you it can get in big trouble as well. You are liable if someone gets attacked by the animal too.
I understand you have raised them before but it doesn't matter babies or not they are still considered illegal, and you can get in wicked big trouble for having them.
You can ask the question all you want but your going to get basically the same answers no matter how you ask or how many times you ask.
come to the city, there's plenty around of bothI want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
Squirrels and raccoons are wild animals and I believe it is illegal to have them as pets in Mass. You should consider checking with an animal shelter for advice. You may be able to help raise young ones, but they should be returned to the wild where they belong, as soon as they can fend for themselves. Keeping wild animals as pets is doing them a gret disservice, and if you want to keep them as pets , many view this as a purely selfish reason.
With all due respect as you seem to be a caring person
Squirrels and raccoons are where they belong. --- Free.
You should just let nature takes its course.
http://www.bostonknucklehead.com
Neither make good pets and will destroy your home if you try and domesticate them. Not only that, they are illegal to own.
Raccoons and squirrels are vicious by nature and would not make good companion animals. (ever see one react in one of those humane traps? Not a pretty site) You would have to keep it caged 100% of the time. This is not good for the well-being of the animal and you would never be able to cuddle with it. As much as you want to ';save the animals'; you really would be doing them a much better service by letting nature take its course. With wild animals, it is natural way of things to have survival of the fittest. If you want to help out animals, donate some of your time or money at your local animal shelter and help a homeless dog or cat who needs you.
Take care.
It is ILLEGAL to house them in a house in the state of MA. I have lived here in Boston since I was born in 1982 and still live here. Shelters will tell you it is illegal even the state will tell you that.
It is nice you want to help out but there is no way you will be able to get one, and if you do and someone sees that you have one all it takes is one call to animal control and they will take it away.
Also if you get one you can get in big trouble and the person that gave you it can get in big trouble as well. You are liable if someone gets attacked by the animal too.
I understand you have raised them before but it doesn't matter babies or not they are still considered illegal, and you can get in wicked big trouble for having them.
You can ask the question all you want but your going to get basically the same answers no matter how you ask or how many times you ask.
Anyone had any pet squrriel? where can you buy? how do yo keep it? how do you train it?
there alot of fun. but you cant train them like a dog. the older they get the wilder they are. let it outside when its able to take care of itself. for a while it will come to you when you go outside not cause it loves you like a dog but because its checking to see if you have food. as time goes on youll see less and less of him then one day hes gone. they will bite you sometimes too. if you capture one dont cage it youll never tame it completlyAnyone had any pet squrriel? where can you buy? how do yo keep it? how do you train it?
i think u can catch them in the wild
use a pokeball lol
but umm you take care of them like ferrets and hamsters
so you'd have to research on them
be sure to have a small tree or bunch of branches into the cage to make it happier!!Anyone had any pet squrriel? where can you buy? how do yo keep it? how do you train it?
Not sure about just wild squirrels , I breed Degus http://www.degus.org/ look a little like squirrels. Talk to your local exotic pet store and see if they can give you any information about them.
maybe u can try this website? http://sg.88db.com/sg/Views/landingpage.鈥?/a>
i dont know of anywhere thats its legal to own a pet squirrel.. I do wildlife rescue.. and save lots every year... I release them at about 6 months of age... they go wild very fast.. I have never had a tame one... and all were syringe fed by me.
Squirrels should not be forced into domestication. Let them remain wild, there's no way you could please all their desires, by keeping them in a cage.
i think u can catch them in the wild
use a pokeball lol
but umm you take care of them like ferrets and hamsters
so you'd have to research on them
be sure to have a small tree or bunch of branches into the cage to make it happier!!Anyone had any pet squrriel? where can you buy? how do yo keep it? how do you train it?
Not sure about just wild squirrels , I breed Degus http://www.degus.org/ look a little like squirrels. Talk to your local exotic pet store and see if they can give you any information about them.
maybe u can try this website? http://sg.88db.com/sg/Views/landingpage.鈥?/a>
i dont know of anywhere thats its legal to own a pet squirrel.. I do wildlife rescue.. and save lots every year... I release them at about 6 months of age... they go wild very fast.. I have never had a tame one... and all were syringe fed by me.
Squirrels should not be forced into domestication. Let them remain wild, there's no way you could please all their desires, by keeping them in a cage.
I want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
I have taken great care of many different animals, and feel qualified to take on one of these creatures as a companion. It is springtime, and accidents happen, and baby raccoons and squirrels need to be rescued and loved!I want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
come to the city, there's plenty around of bothI want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
Squirrels and raccoons are wild animals and I believe it is illegal to have them as pets in Mass. You should consider checking with an animal shelter for advice. You may be able to help raise young ones, but they should be returned to the wild where they belong, as soon as they can fend for themselves. Keeping wild animals as pets is doing them a gret disservice, and if you want to keep them as pets , many view this as a purely selfish reason.
With all due respect as you seem to be a caring person
Squirrels and raccoons are where they belong. --- Free.
You should just let nature takes its course.
http://www.bostonknucklehead.com
Neither make good pets and will destroy your home if you try and domesticate them. Not only that, they are illegal to own.
Raccoons and squirrels are vicious by nature and would not make good companion animals. (ever see one react in one of those humane traps? Not a pretty site) You would have to keep it caged 100% of the time. This is not good for the well-being of the animal and you would never be able to cuddle with it. As much as you want to ';save the animals'; you really would be doing them a much better service by letting nature take its course. With wild animals, it is natural way of things to have survival of the fittest. If you want to help out animals, donate some of your time or money at your local animal shelter and help a homeless dog or cat who needs you.
Take care.
It is ILLEGAL to house them in a house in the state of MA. I have lived here in Boston since I was born in 1982 and still live here. Shelters will tell you it is illegal even the state will tell you that.
It is nice you want to help out but there is no way you will be able to get one, and if you do and someone sees that you have one all it takes is one call to animal control and they will take it away.
Also if you get one you can get in big trouble and the person that gave you it can get in big trouble as well. You are liable if someone gets attacked by the animal too.
I understand you have raised them before but it doesn't matter babies or not they are still considered illegal, and you can get in wicked big trouble for having them.
You can ask the question all you want but your going to get basically the same answers no matter how you ask or how many times you ask.amortization
come to the city, there's plenty around of bothI want a baby squrriel or raccoon, I live in Mass, where do I get one?
Squirrels and raccoons are wild animals and I believe it is illegal to have them as pets in Mass. You should consider checking with an animal shelter for advice. You may be able to help raise young ones, but they should be returned to the wild where they belong, as soon as they can fend for themselves. Keeping wild animals as pets is doing them a gret disservice, and if you want to keep them as pets , many view this as a purely selfish reason.
With all due respect as you seem to be a caring person
Squirrels and raccoons are where they belong. --- Free.
You should just let nature takes its course.
http://www.bostonknucklehead.com
Neither make good pets and will destroy your home if you try and domesticate them. Not only that, they are illegal to own.
Raccoons and squirrels are vicious by nature and would not make good companion animals. (ever see one react in one of those humane traps? Not a pretty site) You would have to keep it caged 100% of the time. This is not good for the well-being of the animal and you would never be able to cuddle with it. As much as you want to ';save the animals'; you really would be doing them a much better service by letting nature take its course. With wild animals, it is natural way of things to have survival of the fittest. If you want to help out animals, donate some of your time or money at your local animal shelter and help a homeless dog or cat who needs you.
Take care.
It is ILLEGAL to house them in a house in the state of MA. I have lived here in Boston since I was born in 1982 and still live here. Shelters will tell you it is illegal even the state will tell you that.
It is nice you want to help out but there is no way you will be able to get one, and if you do and someone sees that you have one all it takes is one call to animal control and they will take it away.
Also if you get one you can get in big trouble and the person that gave you it can get in big trouble as well. You are liable if someone gets attacked by the animal too.
I understand you have raised them before but it doesn't matter babies or not they are still considered illegal, and you can get in wicked big trouble for having them.
You can ask the question all you want but your going to get basically the same answers no matter how you ask or how many times you ask.
Dead squrriel in pool?
okay get this my dad is pumping the water out of the above ground pool. no cover on the pool all winter this dead animal has been in it for well over 4 months just rotting away and when its about 2 feet high hes making me go in and scopping the water out with a bucket. what the hell their has to be some better way i mean this is like 2008 and we gotta go in and use buckets because the pump doesnt work that low? I dont feel like getting a disease is their some way the water would be safe to go in. say dump like 5 gallons of chlorine in it lolDead squrriel in pool?
a pump will probably suck up the bottom liner of the pool
try using a garden hose and just syphon it out that way. It will take awhile but no damage to the pool linerDead squrriel in pool?
That happened to me, believe it or not. We found a dead squirrel floating at the top of our hot-tub. There are trees above it and there was also a branch in the tub, so my guess was that the squirrel was climbing, fell, and drowned. It was disgusting, though. Took it out with the net we used to take leaves out of the pool and put it in a garbage bag...
the pump should work that low. get a longer hose or pretend to be sick (dizzy, that way you can't walk). there's no reason the pump won't work except that the hose won't reach over the side of the pool. or go over a friend's house until he's all done with the pool, make him do it. ; )
Here is an idea. Get a net and remove the squirrel. Then, go get a sump pump and pump the water out.
if you do not want to get your hands dirty with the dead squirrel,pick it up with your teeth!
try a cellar pump!
a pump will probably suck up the bottom liner of the pool
try using a garden hose and just syphon it out that way. It will take awhile but no damage to the pool linerDead squrriel in pool?
That happened to me, believe it or not. We found a dead squirrel floating at the top of our hot-tub. There are trees above it and there was also a branch in the tub, so my guess was that the squirrel was climbing, fell, and drowned. It was disgusting, though. Took it out with the net we used to take leaves out of the pool and put it in a garbage bag...
the pump should work that low. get a longer hose or pretend to be sick (dizzy, that way you can't walk). there's no reason the pump won't work except that the hose won't reach over the side of the pool. or go over a friend's house until he's all done with the pool, make him do it. ; )
Here is an idea. Get a net and remove the squirrel. Then, go get a sump pump and pump the water out.
if you do not want to get your hands dirty with the dead squirrel,pick it up with your teeth!
try a cellar pump!
Squrriel Tree Frog?????? :D?
Is it safe to touch? it seems a bit jumpy- i found it in a bin without any water near my aunts house- i wonder how it ended up there, it was about to get eaten my my cousins dog! +_+
so i have a unused 10 - 20 gallon tank for turtles (idk the size its about 10-20) is that alright? I dont have any pond near my house, and its REALLY dry here- we even have a drought season 0_0 , so i wanted to save the poor thing- i think it ate some crickets while i was here, im planning to just leave the tank open so it can come by if it wants, and im going to put 3 in of water then pile it with rocks =) i hope thats okay-,,, kay thanks =DSqurriel Tree Frog?????? :D?
ummm you shouldnt hand amphibians more than necessary prolonged exposure to salts, chemicals and oils on (and produced by) your skin can lead to problems ranging from skin infections to poisoning so handling should be kept to a minimum.Squrriel Tree Frog?????? :D?
Its safe to touch. We play with them all the time. They change colors and its fun. I think that might be too much water. They live in trees, so put some branches in there. It would be great if they had leaves, but you would have to change them like daily.
i have a monkey too
so i have a unused 10 - 20 gallon tank for turtles (idk the size its about 10-20) is that alright? I dont have any pond near my house, and its REALLY dry here- we even have a drought season 0_0 , so i wanted to save the poor thing- i think it ate some crickets while i was here, im planning to just leave the tank open so it can come by if it wants, and im going to put 3 in of water then pile it with rocks =) i hope thats okay-,,, kay thanks =DSqurriel Tree Frog?????? :D?
ummm you shouldnt hand amphibians more than necessary prolonged exposure to salts, chemicals and oils on (and produced by) your skin can lead to problems ranging from skin infections to poisoning so handling should be kept to a minimum.Squrriel Tree Frog?????? :D?
Its safe to touch. We play with them all the time. They change colors and its fun. I think that might be too much water. They live in trees, so put some branches in there. It would be great if they had leaves, but you would have to change them like daily.
i have a monkey too
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